The first one is that many companies' recruitment information says "there are many beautiful women in the company", and it is accompanied by so-called company beauty photos. Nobody cares about that. If you want to use beauty to tempt programmers to work, programmers are not so wretched!
do you write software? Then you write a WeChat
Do you write websites? Write a Taobao out to see ah!
Did you study computer? Then buy some electronic components and you can make a computer, right?
Can you write Chinese characters? Why don't you write a dream of Red Mansions~
Stop working for people, write some software and get a patent, and come out and start a company~
Staring at the computer all day, radiation is big, die early, right?
You science and engineering, emotional intelligence is very low, right?
Well, listening to you, I can see that you have a high emotional intelligence!
and these:
Help me grab a train ticket / grab a ticket / grab a red envelope / grab a millet!
Help me with the next XXX software/install a software/install the machine/clean up the memory!
I forgot my password, please help me find it.
Do you know what my power-on password/email password/QQ password is?
My mailbox was stolen, you help me get it back.
I accidentally deleted xxxx, please help me restore it.
Can you help me find out what's wrong with this phone/computer?
My phone got water/dropped, can you help me fix it?
I heard that those programmers die early with more money and less talk.
I work overtime until half past ten, and my girlfriend saves the computer.
The machine has a blue screen and crashes again, so learn the computer to fix it.
After tossing for a long time to get it wrong, what did you study in university (liao).
I want a small website, write it for me tomorrow morning.
Mobile applications are very profitable, is it early to launch on weekends?
What kind of shit are you knocking, how much money can a line be worth?
The account password helps me to steal, and the game plug-in is indispensable.
Wages are not as good as options, not for money.
After all, it is to eat youth food, it is better to sell insurance to me. Sell! Save! risk!
Three aunts and six women: You study computer science at Tsinghua University.
Me: Yes.
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