The director of the hospital repairs the computer

The director of the hospital's computer was broken, so he took it to a large repair shop for repairs.
The receptionist of the repair shop: "OK, the start-up fee is 50 yuan"
The director of the hospital: "Why do I have to pay the fee before it is repaired"?
The receptionist of the repair shop: "This is the system of our repair shop. Isn't the registration fee of your hospital to be paid before you see a doctor?"
The director of the hospital had nothing to say, so he had to pay 50 yuan.
The receptionist of the repair shop asked: "Hello, what's wrong with your computer?"
The director of the hospital: "It just doesn't respond, and the sound and image are gone." 
The receptionist of the repair shop: "It seems that your computer is internally damaged. If there is a problem, you need to see an internal medicine doctor, and then I would like to ask whether you want to see an engineer or a senior engineer. The repair fee is an additional 20 yuan for the engineer, and 30 yuan for the senior engineer." The hospital director: "Isn't it just repairing the computer? Repair 
it That’s enough, I don’t care what kind of engineer or senior engineer he is”?
The receptionist of the repair shop: "It's different, the senior engineer is high-level, and can repair any difficult computer, and the repair rate is obviously lower than that of the engineer, but the repair cost is relatively higher, so this is up to the customer to choose." .
The director of the hospital: "My computer should not be regarded as a difficult and miscellaneous disease, just a general engineer will be fine."
The receptionist of the repair shop: "Okay, please pay the repair fee of 20 yuan first."
The director of the hospital: "Why do you have to pay the fee before it is repaired"?
The receptionist of the repair shop: "This is the system of our repair shop. Doesn't your hospital have to pay before you see a doctor?"  
The director of the hospital had nothing to say, so he had to pay another 20 yuan, took the computer into the repair shop, and came to work as an engineer. The engineer asked about the situation of the computer and asked the director of the hospital to pay three bills:
1. The multimeter measurement fee is 20 yuan;
2. The oscilloscope measurement fee is 
50 yuan ;
The director of the hospital asked in amazement: "Why do customers have to pay for this test? Isn't it convenient for you to repair engineers?
" Experience in repairing, but now that science is developed and all kinds of instruments are available, it will be more accurate to test during repairs, and it can also test for faults that have not yet appeared. Moreover, we need to spend a lot of money to buy these instruments, so We need to charge some reasonable fees. Yours is fine, and no more instruments were used. Last time a customer sent an electrical appliance, we used a network analyzer to test the antenna impedance. The test fee is 150 yuan, and they also tested it. We will try our best to be considerate of customers, try to do as few tests as possible, and save money for customers. Of course, you can insist on not testing, but when we repair, we may make mistakes in judgment and replace good parts, causing unnecessary costs to customers. Also It may not be possible to repair your electrical appliances, and it will delay your time.”
 The hospital director had to pay 150 yuan for the test first. After testing for half an hour, the engineer printed out a circuit diagram with a printer and found that a triode was burnt out. It took him a few minutes to replace it with a two-yuan triode to repair the computer.
The engineer stuffed the printed circuit diagram into the hands of the director and issued a bill of payment, asking the director of the hospital to pay the printing fee of 8 yuan. The dean asked puzzledly: "I have to pay for the printing fee?" "Yes, this is the store's regulation. The printing fee is paid by the customer. Isn't that picture given to you?" "But I don't understand it. Ah, what do you want this picture for?” “Your hospital does B-ultrasound for patients, and the patients can’t understand the printed pictures, isn’t it still the patient who pays for it?”?
The director of the hospital was speechless, so he had to pay the money. 
Finally, the engineer told the dean that our store is managed by computers, please go to the pick-up counter to pick up the goods.
The pick-up counter printed a repair list and paid it to the director of the hospital. The bill said: "According to the regulations of the Price Bureau,  
our store implements itemized charges so that customers can clearly consume. Your repair charges are as follows: 
35W white light Brand soldering iron usage fee (one time for desoldering): 10 yuan; 
disposable cleaning cotton for soldering iron tip: 2 yuan;
suction gun usage fee for 1 time: 5 yuan; 
φ0.8 environmental protection tin wire 10g: 5 yuan; 
1 2N1234 triode: 2 yuan; 
cutting the triode pin diagonal pliers usage fee: 5 yuan; 
cleaning pad and board washing water fee after welding: 5 yuan;
desoldering triode, cleaning Labor costs for welding pads and others: 20 yuan; 
total: 54 yuan.”
The hospital director almost fainted when he saw it. The hospital director spent a total of 282 yuan on repairing the computer, and only changed one component worth two yuan   

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