Little new classic dialogue:
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Hairs: My mother is a master's degree, and my father is a doctor.
Small new: What is amazing!
Hairs: What is your parents with disabilities?
Little new: My father is a man, my mother is Mrs.
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Teacher: Now on first aid course, do first-mouth resuscitation, so repeat, what will happen?
Little new: Some people will tell you of sexual harassment.
Teacher: Now on first aid course, someone is injured, the first step in how to do?
Little new: I know, and asked him not to organ donation?
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Little new: Sister, why are you so hard?
Sister: not all because of you.
Little new: I?
Sister: Yes, our family always someone to amount to anything now!
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Little new: Teacher, I go to the bathroom.
Teacher: No, now is class time, not just how class?
Little new: class time so precious, to the toilet a pity ah!
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Little new: there is soy sauce to sell it?
Fish shop owner: no.
Little new: There is mustard to sell it?
Fish shop owner: no.
Small new: What do not dare to shop?
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US ya: nice swimming.
Little new: US ya, you are growing like a fish.
US ya: You mean like a mermaid it?
Little new: No, more and more of your crow's feet.
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US ya: my parents something tonight, to come back late.
Little new: I will be very tired yeah!
US ya: Why?
Little new: I will watch TV look very tired.
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Little new: US ya, Park had a poor old lady, I want to help her.
US ya: Little new really love, give her 10 dollars now!
US ya: Hey! How do you buy a sausage?
Little new: she is selling sausages thing!
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Teacher: small new, how you steal students eraser? You do such a thing, the parents do not think about it?
Little new: it is the thought of doing. So do not spend their parents money.
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Teacher: Little new, please be a sentence with "a dilemma."
Little new: I have a dilemma exam.
Teacher: A title will not make you a dilemma?
Little new: No, it's not the same answer about the students, let me in a dilemma.
Teacher: small new, your trouble is a misnomer, now test you use a phrase to describe the teacher is very happy.
Little new: Hanxiaojiuquan.
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US ya: Small new, you want to make English is hope you do not lose at the starting line.
Little new: I would have to lose at the starting line.
US ya: You lost what?
Little new: genetic.
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US ya: I thought you were writing homework, turned out to be playing video.
Little new: This in turn can not blame me.
US ya: Are you going to blame me?
Little new: Yes, who told you walk sounds so light.
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US ya: Small new, you pick up this semester of 10 money?
Little new: not only picked up once.
US ya: how have ten honor of returning lost money card?
Little new: I picked up one hundred yuan into 10 copper.
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Little new: Well.
US-Ya: how?
Little new: going to the toilet.
US ya: You may be able to place and then they do not?
Little new: to die.
US ya: how?
Little new: a little leak.
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(Little new US ya go to the movies)
US ya: Small new, or first pee?
Small New: Do not!
(Movie opening soon)
Little new: I want to poo.
US ya: Why not just?
Little new: I just do not want to.
(Toilet door)
Little new: Mom, do not hesitate to die together.
US ya: you give me inside.
Little new: But, that being pee uncle to kidnap me how to do?
(Ya fire from the US)
Little new: that time, you can not afford to pay ransom Oh? !
Little new: come to an end.
US ya: brisk walking.
Little new: a good urinary again.
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(On the subway)
Little new: movies, dumplings, rice balls.
US ya: This child also know a lot of words, so read the billboard is not bad.
Little new: sauna, beauty escort.
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Mom: Small new, what are you doing?
Little new: I'm helping white (dog) brushing.
Mom: This is not my toothbrush, right?
Small New: I got it.
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(Small new VS Kazama)
Little new: this picture you lack a little emotional.
Kazama: how?
Little new: I see.
(On the painting to write their names Shinnosuke)
Little new: That's all.
(Netease blog 2014-06-18 15:09:16)