NND, you are not the movie to see more, simply take a phone will be able to break the Pentagon firewall, just a few Jianpanshangqiao to crack passwords atomic bomb, just write a few paragraphs of code will be able to connect to the alien system, simply take a few wires connected to the ground will be able peeping satellite signal, just enlarge a picture you can see above, there are a few people's hair, just to be able to analyze the video is not synthetic ............
Listen, computer science and technology, including hardware, software, databases, microcontroller, embedded systems, stand-alone program, network programming, Web program, mobile application, testing, analysis, needs analysis, operating system, network maintenance and so on and so on ... ............... database like what Oracle, DB2, MySql, SqlServer blah blah blah, there are programming languages C, C ++, JAVA, C #, Pascal, Python, Perl, Ruby, PHP, etc., etc., etc., the application is divided into desktop applications, web applications, applications, games, program, monitor, manager blah blah blah
Like doctors to Physicians and Surgeons Neurology Gynecology ENT Orthopedics blah blah blah
You can call your wife a dentist birth it? Doctors are Well!
You will be called a Chinese professor of chemistry tutorial to your son what? Are teachers Well!
You would call a beautician give you a foot massage it? Well all do care!
You will be called to participate in the 110 meter hurdles Yao Ming it? We are practicing sports thing!
You will be called when the sniper tank driver to it? The Army is the only thing!
So ... we are not learning the computer hackers, so do not look for us to help you steal QQ number!
We do not all learn the computer repairman, so do computer is broken we are looking to fix it!
We do not all learn the computer salesman, so do not ask me what the old brand of good computer!
We are not all computer science to write plug-in, so do not ask me for plug-game!
We do not all learn the computer network management, network cards on the computer is not so old to come to me, looking for China Telecom to go!
We do not all learn the operation and maintenance of computer engineers, computer viruses, so do not you all come to me to reinstall the antivirus!
Today there are people told me to go into their school's elective system, on the grounds that he did not want to choose a high number, I go to Le!
Elective system in the campus network, physical and telecommunications networks do not pass! Ah you can walk on the moon What on Earth?
Finish this post, next time someone told me to steal the No. QQ-mail password to me to find my game plug improve speed to repair the computer when I find a direct copy made in the past, TMD!
Think of a shrinking male graduate of the University of commemorative design on a T-Shirt sentence:
No, I will NOT fix your computer!
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Disclaimer: only occasionally vent to vent ...... no harm, we do not really ...... computer science are more like a joke like spoof of ......
And, what is not and I will not, nor is what will be, merely representative of the majority of the professional fellow shouted a few words only ......
Computer science, computer knowledge is not able to learn all of the above mentioned three to five learn to like it enough to be a big cow
The more we learn the principles, such as compiler theory, such as assembly language, such as computer composition principle, such as the Turing machine ......
Just hope that non-computer professional people when we can not solve some computer problems do not say that sentence: "? You do not learn what computers"
Many students have a lot of comments is to force:
Our English-speaking people are not all electronic dictionary! Not know the word, Baidu myself go!
Our communications department who will not repair the phone! Bad cell phone signals do not have the slightest relationship with us!
Very tragic ah, we will not really economist stocks!
Our medical school has been forced into a "general" doctor, you learn computers also quickly turned into "hard and soft compatible" to! Haha!
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