Today, our country is making great efforts to promote waste
as a struggle in the front line of programmers
can not help but ask the question:
Dry garbage | loaded to force programmers
2017, micro-channel group conversation
Small D: smile, your company is using what technology?
Smile: The main use is PHP + Memcached + Mysql + Spring Boot + ....
Small D: your company does not use Redis, Kubernetes, ... .. and other technology it
small D: You feel very general technical ah!
Smile: Technical indeed go with the flow, but quite suitable for our small company.
Small D: Our company uses technology XXX, ..., a lot of the latest fashion technology.
smile:. . . .
At that time our R & D configuration: PHP (2) + Java (9), need fast hardware technology around the world are used in business?
Niubi Message
When I put this article "once production optimization experience an accident," the article published to 51CTO when there is an unprecedented great God he appeared.
After listening to the speeches of the great God, Heart adulation
readily open his blog
results empty personal blog
seems like a lot of big mouth of God Great God
such similar message I will receive weekly
open all their records messages
10 Article 9 there are similar
may have been the climax of many times in spirit
Loaded to force programmers type of industry is an injury
to small companies is the most important in terms of appropriate
technology is not used to virtuoso brag force
which is used to stabilize running the business
do not know them inside the brain to understand this?
Dry garbage recommended action: take sanitary landfill can effectively reduce the pollution of groundwater, surface water, soil and air.
Wet garbage | wet programmer
每个公司应该都有湿湿的程序员
每天来公司的时候
头发油腻腻的
大概半个月没有洗头吧
对,很湿,还很,油
他们对什么都不感兴趣
对上班不感兴趣
对程序不感兴趣
对代码不感兴趣
但他们对某一类东西很感兴趣
比如,打开了一个叫做1024的网站
比如,来了一个新的产品妹子
比如,公司里面的男女八卦
各种段子如数家珍
交流起来唾液横飞
有的还有特殊癖好
不说了不说了
湿垃圾建议处理措施:经生物技术就地处理堆肥,每吨可生产0.6~0.7吨有机肥料。
有害垃圾 | 有害程序员
有这么一种程序员
他有一点技术节操
但他也有另外一种非常独特的能力
就是和谁都搞不到一起去
任何任务完不成的时候,那都是因为别的原因
比如,公司太烂,没有配套的系统
比如,同事太烂,根本没有办法合作
比如,领导太烂,没有按照他的方案来走
反正总之一句,就是其它都烂
自己完全没有任何问题
这种程序员属于有害垃圾,会影响团队
影响公司项目进展
包容是不能解决任何问题
人和人的脑回路是不一样的
且行且珍惜
有害垃圾建议处理措施:建议单独回收或填埋处理。
可回收垃圾 | 可回收程序员
在程序员的职场上,总有这么一批人
工作勤勤恳恳,态度认认真真
安排任务积极响应,组织活动积极参加
总之一切都很好,但唯一有一点不好
给他分配任务,总是超过期限没有完成
安排他写代码,测试验收通过率为负数,因为跑不起来
最可贵的是他也能意识到自己的能力不足
态度很好,认识很好,就是能力不太好
重新进行降级培训再利用,回来之后又是一条好汉!
可回收垃圾建议处理措施:回收加工再利用。
收尾语:
垃圾分类是为了让环境更美好
针对不同垃圾采用不同的处理方式
消灭一批、送走一批、改造一批
还程序员行业一片朗朗晴空
你觉得还有哪些程序员可以划分到垃圾分类中?
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