One day, a colt came to the river ......
Sorry to take the wrong script, and there is a little sister came to the crowd, and asked his girlfriend a C ++ programmer, said: "? Programmers busy, is not the reason people do not like ah."
C ++ programmer's girlfriend said: "Yes ah, C ++ close to the bottom, run fast, so his code was soon running over, will have to run the complete change bug, so people do not have time ..."
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Little sister continue walked away and met his girlfriend a Java programmer. She asked: "programmers busy time, is not the reason people do not like ah?"
Java programmer's girlfriend, said: "No, ah, once triggered Java gc, there is a period of time do not live, I have a lot boyfriend lot of time attention to me!"
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Little sister then walked away and met his girlfriend a Python programmer. She asked: "programmers busy time, is not the reason people do not like ah?"
Python programmer's girlfriend said: "No matter, Python runs once a small half gone, boyfriend and I love each other dearly every day is able to carry always with a vernier caliper.."
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Little sister finally realized that the original, PHP is the best language in the world, it is so to the ah!