(Modern Family S01E03) Part 6 Gloria&Alex Gloria和Alex逛街聊天

Part 6 Gloria&Alex Gloria和Alex逛街聊天

我想  午饭后我们能一起去逛街               I was thinking after lunch we can go and do a little shopping. 我可不会买裙子的                                   I'm not getting a dress. 我才不管  我又不是你妈                          I don't care. I'm not your mother. 我知道  你是我外婆嘛                              I know. You're my grandmother. 继--外婆                                                  Step-grandmother. 不管怎么说  今天就把我当成你的闺蜜     Anyways, today, think of me as a girlfriend. 午后时光  两个小闺蜜一起找点乐子        Two girls out for an afternoon of fun. 你一般跟你的闺蜜们干什么呢                  What do you usually do with your girlfriends? 不一定  逛街啊八卦啊喝酒啊                   I don't know. We go out. We talk, drink wine. -我能喝酒吗  -没门儿                               - Can I drink wine? - No. 真"够朋友"                                               Some friend. 你可以跟我聊聊天啊  什么话题都行         Well, you can still talk to me about anything. 大人们都这么说  但都是口是心非            Yeah, adults always say that, but they don't mean it. 每次我妈说我想问什么都行                      When my mom says I can ask her anything, 其实根本不行                                           I really can't. 我的问题直接把她逼疯                            She just freaks out. 我不会被逼疯的  放心说吧                        I won't freak out. Shoot. 那好                                                          Okay. 你跟几个男人上过床                                 How many men have you slept with? 8个  下个问题                                           Eight. Next.     *************************************************************************************************************************** 我脚脖子上纹了朵小花                              I have a small flower on my ankle... 还纹了一只小蝴蝶在我的  大腿上              and a tiny little butterfly on my... thigh.                                                    大腿根部吗                                                How high up? -靠近"中心地带"  -你是为了性感才纹的吗  - Pretty high. - Did you do it to look sexy? 不  你是为男人纹的吗  我外公喜欢吗         No- - Did you do it for a guy? Does Grandpa like it? 否  否  是                                                   No, no and yes. 恶心                                                          That's gross -继续说说你的耳洞吧  -才不要                   - Let's go back to your piercings. - No, no, no. 我回答了这么多问题                                   I've answered enough of your questions. 现在轮到你来回答一个了                            Now it's your turn to answer one. 什么问题                                                     What is it? 你为什么不想穿裙子                                   Why you don't want to wear a dress? 因为我不想穿得像海莉和她那帮蠢伴一样    Because I don't want to look like Haley and her stupid friends. 我也穿裙子  我也不像海莉啊                       I wear dresses and I don't look like Haley. 你就是海莉  40年后的版本                         You are Haley, just 40 years older. -10年后的  -20年后的                                 - Ten. - Twenty. 好吧  艾丽克斯  这你也要跟我吵吗              Deal. Alex, why are you fighting me on this? 其实  穿裙子也没什么大不了的                    Just- It doesn't matter if I dress up. 只是我没有你跟海莉那么漂亮                      I'm not pretty like Haley and you. -胡扯  你美翻了  -才不是                              - That's ridiculous! You're beautiful. - I'm not. 不过没关系  我聪明过人                              But that's okay. I'm the smart one. 那个帅哥服务员可不知道你的智商多高        The cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart.                                        什么                                                             What? 他每次过来续杯  都冲你微笑示意                 He's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table. 才没有                                                         He does not! 要不然你以为他为何就给我们上了面包呢    Why do you think we are the only people with bread? 听着  有一天你也会想跟那样的帅小伙约会   Look. One day you're going to want to date a cute guy like that. 等到那时候  你也会希望自己光彩动人         And when that day comes, you're going to want to look beautiful, 那时你就会穿裙子了                                    and then you'll wear a dress. 那你亲过女生吗                                          So, you ever kiss another girl? 跟外婆可不能这么说话                                That's no way to talk to your grandmother.